That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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