so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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