it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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