The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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