Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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