is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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