i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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