I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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