physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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