i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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