why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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