everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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