have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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