I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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