Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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