I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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