she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
