I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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