Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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