Don't you send me to vm
Kiss
Puke
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
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