That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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