I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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