so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
