currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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