At least make sure they are 18
Why
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
