your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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