I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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