On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'm having to shit out rocks
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