I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
