belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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