on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
FUCK WHALES
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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