I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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