420 ftw
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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