if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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