So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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