There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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