Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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