i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
God, I missed his penis.
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