Do you still have your period?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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