Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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