I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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