It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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