he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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