im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Text me some of your sweat
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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