at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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