is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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