Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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