It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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