i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
