Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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