You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
did i walk over a car last night?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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