But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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