i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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