The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Randomize
